when you and your best friend both think the same thing
1d: shows up wearing trash bags
me: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SLAY DADDIES FUCK IT UP!!!!!! FASHION ICONS OF THE CENTURY!!!!!!!!! AIN NO ONE DO IT LIKE U BUS IT UP !!! WHOS DONATELLA ?ONE DRECTION SMASH
U come into MY apartment..Smoke MY weed..and call ME PROBLEMATIC…..
oye… chico…….. callate
iPhone users: Finally iPhone has a bigger screen!
Andriod users: We already had that.
welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game
Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”
"What time is it?"
"Time for you to get a watch!"
girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father