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slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

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zultanmalik:

1d: shows up wearing trash bags
me: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SLAY DADDIES FUCK IT UP!!!!!! FASHION ICONS OF THE CENTURY!!!!!!!!! AIN NO ONE DO IT LIKE U BUS IT UP !!! WHOS DONATELLA ?ONE DRECTION SMASH

blankandy:

yungjima:

U come into MY apartment..Smoke MY weed..and call ME PROBLEMATIC….. 

oye… chico…….. callate

goofyn:

iPhone users: Finally iPhone has a bigger screen!

Andriod users: We already had that.

iPhone users:

cuties having squirmy little orgasms ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

the-80s-do-it-better:

anderandur SOMEONE PUT IT ON TUMBLR

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

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enemaroberts:

iminhisbackpack:

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

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weavemuchers:

"What time is it?"

"Time for you to get a watch!" 

*gunshots* *sCREAMING*

aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

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bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

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